Not just another drop in the bucket. Rectum, schmrectum. Use whatever rallying cry you want, it’s no skin off our ass! We’re bringing new meaning to “all business up front, party in the back”. Don’t miss out on the movement.

Sphincter Golf has you covered with the latest “releases” and the facts you ought to know.


# of coins dropped from sphincters since launch


# of sphincters harmed or killed in the making of this product


# of eligible sphincters to compete against


# of chances you get at life, so back that ass up